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nonbinaryeldritchhorror:

ok no but imagine gay cowboys that aren’t “sad about bein gay” cowboys blushing w/ boots going ”i want u to be my partner, partner” “but i AM your partner, partner” “no but like i want you t be my partner partner, partner” “*low whistle* *tips brim of hat to cover blush* well howdy doody” “is that a yeS??? ??” 

IT WOULD BE CUTE OK…. 

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Oh my god, I thought that was a dalek in the background…

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vice-of-virtue:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scaryThey
use tools
Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
Have huge brains for birds
like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
they are scary smart at solving puzzles
some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
they can remember faces
SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.(q) 

Yeah but have you seen this 


YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

vice-of-virtue:

doctormemelordmd:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q

Yeah but have you seen this 

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YEAH! THEY ALSO PLAY FOR NO EVIDENT REASON OTHER THAN FUN AND THEY LOVE THE SNOW!
Crows are seriously the coolest birbs ever.

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badsciencejokes:

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

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ozthemagician:

sempaiko:

jrock1ove:

idontlikeyourcat:

THE ROAD SO FAR

FUCK THIS GODDAMN FUCKING POST.

I laughed WAY harder than I should have! I am pee.

WHAT KIND OF CHILDREN’S BOOK WAS THAT?

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mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

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meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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ianjaredkyle:

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

lauraluuloki:

pilllowtalk:

#it’s leonardo dicaprio


 #or martin freeman


#definitely martin freeman
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loungezombie:

katyissuperawesome:

zethian:

Legolas what the fuck happened to your elf eyes

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LEGOLAS WHAT THE FUCK DID YOUR ELF EYES SEE

fun fact: Orlando Bloom’s eyes are naturally dark brown, but when playing Legolas wears blue contacts. but in the LOTR films sometimes they forgot to put the contact lenses in.

In the Hobbit films they seem to have taken extra care to remember the contact lenses…

that is actually hilarious

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riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

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…this is my favorite joke in all the world.

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